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Can Pink Be Darker than Dark?

August 27, 2016

 

Angela Umbridge, the offspring of the centaur Bane and Dolores Umbridge, ex-Senior Undersecretary to the Minister for Magic, has prepared and published a new Ministry-approved list of spells, hexes and curses for Defence of Dark Arts lessons in Hogwarts.  It was developed within a special EWU (European Wizard Union) program called Turn Dark into Pink.

 

We can disclose some of them to our readers:

 

 Homosexio

 Tolerantio

 Feministic rebellio

 Goblins' lives matters

 Clinton presidentio

 Greenpeacio imitatio

 Global warming bullshitio

 Putin nightmario

 Turkey (Ukraine, Georgia, Azerbaijan and Nepal) European wizard unio

 Marijuana legalio

TransatlanticTradePartnership nonconspiracio

 

This prominent work has been Gold-awarded by an independent foundation which is being supported by such sponsors as Gringotts Sachs, Umbridgewater, MalfoyStanley and Koch Bros.

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