- Editorial
Can Pink Be Darker than Dark?

Angela Umbridge, the offspring of the centaur Bane and Dolores Umbridge, ex-Senior Undersecretary to the Minister for Magic, has prepared and published a new Ministry-approved list of spells, hexes and curses for Defence of Dark Arts lessons in Hogwarts. It was developed within a special EWU (European Wizard Union) program called Turn Dark into Pink.
We can disclose some of them to our readers:
Homosexio
Tolerantio
Feministic rebellio
Goblins' lives matters
Clinton presidentio
Greenpeacio imitatio
Global warming bullshitio
Putin nightmario
Turkey (Ukraine, Georgia, Azerbaijan and Nepal) European wizard unio
Marijuana legalio
TransatlanticTradePartnership nonconspiracio
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