Angela Umbridge, the offspring of the centaur Bane and Dolores Umbridge, ex-Senior Undersecretary to the Minister for Magic, has prepared and published a new Ministry-approved list of spells, hexes and curses for Defence of Dark Arts lessons in Hogwarts. It was developed within a special EWU (European Wizard Union) program called Turn Dark into Pink.

We can disclose some of them to our readers:

Homosexio

Tolerantio

Feministic rebellio

Goblins' lives matters

Clinton presidentio

Greenpeacio imitatio

Global warming bullshitio

Putin nightmario

Turkey (Ukraine, Georgia, Azerbaijan and Nepal) European wizard unio

Marijuana legalio

TransatlanticTradePartnership nonconspiracio

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